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Quiz: What Usuki Set Should You Buy?

It’s Usukicon season! All of Neopia goes wild for the Usuki dolls and their sets but this convention is for the biggest and most expressive fans. Collab with majeline

by surging
The Void Within Episode One: A Retrospective

The Void Within swept through Neopia last year, grey-scaling and leaking purple essence in various Neopian communities, encouraging Pets to accept the call to arms against the Voidling invaders and/or to volunteer to care for the injured.

by rielcz
A Beginner’s Guide to Modern Stamp Collecting

Have you recently returned to Neopets, only to feel that familiar spark of nostalgia the moment you saw those elusive stamp avatars being used on the Neoboards? Collab with heart_stealer292

by acherub
Everything You Need for a Rainy Day in Neopia

There’s no planet quite as incredible and magical as Neopia, which is why rainy days are always the worst. Who wants to be stuck inside their home when there’s a world of wonder and adventure waiting outside?

by jellyworldadventurer
Gourmet Guide: Sweet Summer Treats

Greetings, fellow food lovers! Tis I, Squire Sprinkle Spoon, a Chocolate Grarrl with a tooth sweeter than the Chocolate Ball itself.

by madidogs88
 
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"Programming" by pikapi20
Doctor Neggistential's Laboratory was a wonder to behold. Located off the beaten track that led from the west of the Neopian Marketplace and below a deceptively ordinary abode, it was in his spacious basement that the finest of the Yellow Blumaroo's work was undertaken. Walls covered in flashing buttons and shiny lights with inventions scattered about both on worktops and stored in boxes for future finetuning, you couldn't look in any direction without your eyes landing on another curiosity or your ears hearing a persistent whirring sound. It was very much his happy place. That too of his White Doglefox called Erick, who was curled up in a ball below a pile of Cyber Neggs. Unfortunately, his guest just wasn't as enamoured by the many attractions. Sat hunched over atop a large cardboard box of unsold Plushie Jetpacks, his feet not quite reaching the floor, Topsi's pastel pink eyes were instead being entertained by the twiddling of his thumbs. A frown stubbornly etched on the Pink Cybunny's face. The Inventor sighed softly. Before choosing to take a reassuringly upbeat tone. "I don't know what to tell you, my boy," he enthused as sympathetically as he could, "but all of your test results have come back well within the normal range!" His patient flashed him an irked look. "Okay, yes, normal is relative and it's not like I have a baseline for what you were like before the... incident... or even for folks of your... composition... but I assure you you're right as rain!"




Other Stories


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The Lost Treasure
“Why?”

The voice whispered towards the ground. A sad and lonely voice, on the edge of crying.

by rockyrobin2024


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Programming
Topsi just... didn't feel like himself. Something not helped by him not really knowing who or even what that actually was anymore.

by pikapi20

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The Chronicles of a Young Fyora: The Beginning
As their first semester at the Faerieland Academy marched on, both Fyora and Taelia grew their magical knowledge, strengthened their powers, and made many friends along the way, including Baelia...

by i_lovee_icecream

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Artefact Hunters: Draikfang
The good news was, it wasn’t hard to dodge the fireball from such a great distance. Thumbnail by twillieblossom

by sporty2443

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Adventures in Attaching Petpetpets
You never know what they'll like

by logical_loophole

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A Little Lost
Keep your friends close.

by periodicage



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